Hanawa

A legendary man, a legendary man
Today, I'll tell you about the legend of
The world champion Guts Ishimatsu

When Guts Ishimatsu was asked
"From which direction does the sun rise?"
On a quiz show, he answered in an ordinary way, like this...
"The right..."
He doesn't know what east is...
When Guts was asked on the same quiz show
"Who's birthday is Christmas?"
He answered with a serious face, like this...
"Turkey..."
He doesn't know his history...
When Guts went on a variety show
He looked at "NG" written
And he honestly said it like this...
"ngu, ngu"
Everyone was surprised
When he was asked,
What his favorite number was
"Number three of the Lucky Seven"
When he was riding on the Akita Bullet Train, through a small town
"Ooh, Machiko sure is nice"
Who the hell is Machiko?

A legendary man, a legendary man
He always says "OK Corral"
He really doesn't know the meaning, and it's really not a cool thing to say
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He lives in Nerima
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He's a Cro-Magnon man

When Guts Ishimatsu was asked
"What do you do on your days off?"
On a talk show, he answered in an ordinary way, like this...
"Hmm...on my off days I don't do much work at all!"
The same as everyone else
On that same talk show
Guts unusually talked seriously
About boxing, like this...
"Since I first started boxing
my life turned around 360 degrees"
It went once around
In a heartwarming plan called "let's play with a monkey"
He suddenly gave the monkey a right hook
Or when he gives the taxi driver directions
"Driver, turn right there,
Hey, turn right"
And the driver suddenly stops

A legendary man, a legendary man
A long time ago, he got a cat
And it's name was "Cat"
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He lives in his car
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He shines in the dark

Guts, Guts, viva Guts
The scruff of his neck is shaggy
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He's not good at switching trains
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
He swallows his gum
Guts, Guts, viva Guts
That's how Guts is
Keep on making the legend, from now on